ptrpvn:

tastygravy:

everyone please watch this video this is humanity in it’s purest form

I have never laughed harder at a YouTube video in my life

fairly accurate depiction of my time in chicago

fairly accurate depiction of my time in chicago

^.^


Salvador Dali, Summer.
Salvador Dali, Summer.

grannyp0rn:

bowlofbloodoranges:

here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest

1st pic : lookin good

2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)

3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest

4th pic: me being outtie 

this will ALWAYS be my favourite post on tumblr

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

spoken-not-written:

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

tyleroakley:

loganjack:

we thought the channel called “spice” on satellite radio was like an all Spice Girls channel but it’s a very different kind of spice

SWEET JESUS.

asiswas:

Incredible photos by Lisa Sorgini

so I just found this under my sink……….

ITS BIGGER THAN MY FACE.

WHY.